let us cast off these cumbersome robes

hey I'm kate and i'm from canada. i'm in love with sansa stark and gabriel van helsing. I play a lot of skyrim

I haven’t slept since 4 am because of the cat unexpectedly dropping a still alive mouse on my bed and effectively scaring the utter shit out of me for the rest of the night. Like ffs cat kill the thing and leave me in peace

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

THE CAT DROPPED A LIVE MOUSE ON MY BED FUCK TJIS FUCK THIS ITS 4 AM I AM NOT MENTALLY ABLE TO PUT UP WITH THESE LITTLE BASTARDS

THIS IS BULLSHIT WEVE LIVED HERE FOR TWO YEARS WITHOUT FUCKING MICE HOW DOES THIS SHIT HAPPEN

FUCK ME SIDEWAYS I CANNOT HANDLE THIS BULLSHIT

THE BASTARDS AT THE LAWYERS OFFICE BETTER GET THE PAPERS FUCKING READY SO WE CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE GODDAMNIT I LOVE THIS PLACE BUT IM NOT DEALING WITH FUCKING MICR FUCKING MY SHIT UP FUCK

IM GONNA CRY I FUCKING HATE MICE

tomhazeldine:

#me in class when i get the answer wrong

doctopus:

mr-mononucleosis:

lunalovegouda:

The intro cards for Futurama have always been one of my favorite parts of the show because people always talk about the old Simpson’s couch gag but this is just pure gold… I mean-

It goes from everything from 

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and then they made fun of how much everyone reacted to the the infamous ‘dead dog episode’ that I cried about…

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And then one time when the show got canceled…

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and then when it came back..

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you’re missing my favorite one though

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#futurama  

p-a-n-s-y:

shout out to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever

samandriel:

Listening to music with high quality headphones is like putting on prescription glasses and seeing leaves on trees for the first time

#YESD  

totallynotabadvirus:

I just bought my Wonder Woman comic and these were the last two pages. Wonder woman makes me extremely happy.

lionessdonotweep:

Happy day of the assassination of the archduke Franz Ferdinand! :)

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lordoftheelves:

pros to dating me:

  • there is no limit to the amount of times I will watch The Hobbit or The Lord of the Rings extended editions

hungarian:

bon jovi? mauvais jovi? c’est un mystère

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